Products

APIs, stores, tools, automations, and strange little money machines from the Frankenmint ecosystem.

TerpStar V1 API

Terpene profiles, cannabinoid ranges, lineage, aroma, flavor, and expected effects shaped into agent-friendly API responses.

Query by strain name, terp ratio, cultivar family, desired outcome, or adjacent-neighbor profile. Weed data without spreadsheet hell.

Designed to power visualizers, heatmaps, recommendation engines, grow logs, menu tools, and AI agents that need structured cannabis context.

Shared BTCPay store hosting for people who want Bitcoin payments without babysitting Docker, nodes, backups, updates, and server drama.

Merch drops, zines, digital goods, consulting invoices, local services, creator shops, and low-volume stores that want Bitcoin rails.

You get practical Bitcoin payment flow without pretending every small operator needs full-time infrastructure duty.

3D printed seed-mailer puck built for stealthy, flat, organized seed handling. Small, practical, grower-brained.

Not lifestyle fluff. Useful printed parts, grow-adjacent tools, storage helpers, and oddball garden logistics.

Cannabis culture meets Bitcoin commerce. Buy weird useful grow stuff. No corporate weed clown show.

Old-school Bitcoin blog, guides, merch, and crypto-commerce experiments from before everything became VC theater.

Honeybadger energy, Bitcoin attitude, stickers, shirts, and artifacts from the messy early internet-money era.

Guides and experiments around accepting internet money, launching small shops, and building direct-to-customer weirdness.

Scrapers, dashboards, admin panels, data pipelines, custom APIs, business automations, and glue code that kills repetitive work.

Local-first agentic systems, repo automation, task specs, code generation loops, and practical AI workflows that ship instead of hallucinate forever.

Broken builds, half-finished apps, cursed scripts, fragile hosting, messy data, and “why the hell is this still manual?” problems.